Texts From Last Night Meme.

[cinnamonical]

Y'all know the drill.

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[sponsorigami]

... You're joking, right?

[24caratwildcat]

I don't joke about stuff as serious as this, man. I got a rep for living up to my rep, you know? I back up my words.

[sponsorigami]

[ Is this a requirement for being Barnaby's partner? Property damage? ]

But why would you want to destroy a bar?

[24caratwildcat]

It gets people talking. Anyway, if me destroying half the tables and a chunk of bar glasses wasn't enough to get them to kick me out, I don't think they'll care about me taking down the roof.

[Look, he'll be careful! He can modify his gravitational field of influence to be smaller and make sure no one's in the vicinity of him when he does it. He's not out to kill people, after all. That already puts him leagues above Lunatic.]

[sponsorigami]

You already... Wow. Um. Have you tried buying everyone a drink?

[ So maybe that won't get him kicked out, but it'll make everyone talk. ]

[24caratwildcat]

Do you think I was just born yesterday or something, samurai? I was getting bored with that.

[He did that math, too. The cost of buying everyone in a crowded bar a round of drinks surprisingly matches up with a certain level of damage fines needing to be paid after wreaking a little havoc.]

[sponsorigami]

[ But the movies make buying a drink for everyone sound like the cure all. ]

Karaoke? You'd probably be a good singer.