Texts From Last Night Meme.

[cinnamonical]

Y'all know the drill.

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Ryan Goldsmith ♌ Tiger & Bunny

[24caratwildcat]

I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong

[sponsorigami]

Um, welcome to Stern Bild... where the bartenders have always seen worse...

[24caratwildcat]

Yeah? You got stories to tell?

[Ryan loves town gossip. Because he wants to know what gets people talking so he can be the topic one day.]

[sponsorigami]

There was that one time Lunatic appeared, and the bar completely caught on fire. It's hard to top that (^-^;)

[24caratwildcat]

I just might try to tomorrow night.

[TIME TO LITERALLY BRING DOWN THE HOUSE.

(Damage fines? What're those? No one will fine someone as perfect as Ryan Goldsmith.)]

[sponsorigami]

... You're joking, right?

[24caratwildcat]

I don't joke about stuff as serious as this, man. I got a rep for living up to my rep, you know? I back up my words.

[sponsorigami]

[ Is this a requirement for being Barnaby's partner? Property damage? ]

But why would you want to destroy a bar?

[24caratwildcat]

It gets people talking. Anyway, if me destroying half the tables and a chunk of bar glasses wasn't enough to get them to kick me out, I don't think they'll care about me taking down the roof.

[Look, he'll be careful! He can modify his gravitational field of influence to be smaller and make sure no one's in the vicinity of him when he does it. He's not out to kill people, after all. That already puts him leagues above Lunatic.]

[sponsorigami]

You already... Wow. Um. Have you tried buying everyone a drink?

[ So maybe that won't get him kicked out, but it'll make everyone talk. ]

[24caratwildcat]

Do you think I was just born yesterday or something, samurai? I was getting bored with that.

[He did that math, too. The cost of buying everyone in a crowded bar a round of drinks surprisingly matches up with a certain level of damage fines needing to be paid after wreaking a little havoc.]

[sponsorigami]

[ But the movies make buying a drink for everyone sound like the cure all. ]

Karaoke? You'd probably be a good singer.

Pao-Lin Huang ⚡️ Tiger & Bunny

[i_am_not_cute]

1. the air tastes purple

2. im dancing with a sandwich i just made cuz im so happy abt how tasty it is hahaha

3. happy birthday and sorry i punched ur friend in the face

4. [misfire / text her]

1

[sponsorigami]

It's throughout the training center, and we don't know why.
Escape while you can.

[i_am_not_cute]

wat did u all leave already???

[WHY AIN'T NO ONE TELL A TINY GOD NOTHIN']

[sponsorigami]

I've trapped myself in a small room and am burning incense.
I don't know where the others are or if we're supposed to evacuate.

[i_am_not_cute]

where r u ill hide with u

or should i find a delicious place to hide

**different sorry autocorret

[sponsorigami]

You know that small room Ms. Agnes goes into when she wants to have a phone call in private?
I'm in there.
But you'll have to come in quickly. I don't want to risk the fire alarm going off because I had to re-light the incense.

[ Although, maybe having the sprinklers go off would clear out the smell. ]

text —> action; this TFLN got more serious than I expected ROFL

[i_am_not_cute]

ok ill be rite there

["Right there" takes a little longer than Pao-Lin thinks, since she finds that she doesn't actually quite remember the route to the room that Ivan is talking about. She hasn't had occasion to give it much thought, after all. Also, something about the purple-flavored quality of the air is making her head spin...

But eventually she'll knock on the door, as softly as she can. Her voice, too, is on the quiet side, although she isn't sure why she feels the need to be discreet and sneaky.]

Ivan? It's me.

Well, if serious is how we want to go...

[sponsorigami]

Come in.

[ Ivan sits on the floor against the wall, hoping that whatever smell in the air rises instead of sinks. Or is it more likely for it to be the other way around? Did this get covered in the Hero Academy? They taught him how to pilot a helicopter... ]

the only serious that's guaranteed is Serious LinLin Energy

[i_am_not_cute]

[The scent of Ivan's incense punches her in the face the instant she opens the door, even though she only opens it as wide as is necessary for her to slide her slender frame inside. She locks the door behind her afterwards. Again, she can't explain why she feels the action is necessary. The training center is empty, isn't it?

Isn't it?]

How long have you been here for?

Of course the most SRZ BIZNES

[sponsorigami]

[ Who knows? This weird miasma could be the product of some kind of chemical leak, poison NEXT, or... Stern Bild youkai! ]

Um...

[ He checks his phone's clock. It's plugged into an outlet by a wire. He doesn't want to worry about running out of power on top of this weird purple. ]

Half an hour?

[i_am_not_cute]

[WHAT IF...IT'S ALL THREE............]

Really? That long?

[Pao-Lin had been in the middle of a particularly intense workout, so she'd only noticed the weirdness once she actually sat down for a full break.]

And no one's sent out any, like, warnings or announcements?

[There was nothing on her phone or her wristband when she'd checked.]

[sponsorigami]

[ Then may the goddess of Justice help them. ]

Nothing. I've been checking my phone for messages and my PDA... I even checked online. There hasn't been a word about it.

[ He gives another run through of the usual sources, and still, there's no update. ]

I thought everyone just forgot about me, but if you don't know either...

[i_am_not_cute]

[If it's all three, then there's no justice for either of them.

Pao-Lin shakes her head.]

Have you warned the other Heroes about this?

[Can they at least reach out for help, or will Pao-Lin and Ivan be on their own?]