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Random Scenario Meme.

So I don't have to wait for it to come up on [community profile] bakerstreet! Now posted in the right journal, sob.

- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well, and indicate which muse of mine you want!
- Go to RNG and enter 1-6 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out. Or just choose one yourself, whatever.
- Have fun!

Note: For email filtering reasons, I've turned off comment notifications to this entry. So if you post here and you didn't work something out with me beforehand elsewhere, drop a PM to this account to let me know you're here!



TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!




ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.


ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.


CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.


FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?


GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.
coldsnaps: (❆ megacool)

5-2; drinks with wannabe jupiter adept

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-10-15 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is Eoleo's fault. This is completely Eoleo's fault. It certainly wasn't Amiti's idea to go out for drinks, but Eoleo and the rest of their merry little gang save for Himi because they are slightly more responsible than that dragged him here (Karis was downright scary when she wanted to be persuasive) and then ditched him an hour or two in. The nerve!

Well, that left Amiti...alone. Alone at the bar and staring at the drink in his hand like it was poison.

Thankfully, Pao-Lin was sane. ...Right?]
i_am_not_cute: (GET THIS BLUSH OFF MY CHEEKS)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-10-15 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, technically, if you want to nitpick, the body does, in fact, process alcohol as a poison, but hey, details!

Anyway, here's Pao-Lin coming over to greet Amiti. She's still more-or-less sane, but it's fairly apparent she's already had a drink or two, considering the slight flush to her cheeks. Someone ordered all the delicious fruity drinks, so she was sort of not paying as much attention to the alcohol level.]


Hey, Amiti! [Just gonna plop in right next to ya with drink in hand. 'Sup, homedawg?] Are you here with anyone?

[SHE'S NOT TRYING TO PICK HIM UP she's legit curious, okay okay]
coldsnaps: (❆ cold snap)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-10-15 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[does this mean cure poison would work for hangovers]

Several of my friends are here as well, but...

[...they ditched him because shenanigans or something that may or may not involve trying to stop Tyrell from nearly burning down the place]
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) molar-meltingly moe)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-10-16 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[obvs

best hangover cure ever

I bet the local healers make a killing off charging for that shit
]


Aww, did they leave you?

[TACT WHAT TACT]
coldsnaps: (❆ megacool)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-10-16 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
S-Surely not...

[...Amiti is a horrible liar though, and he realizes this, which is why he will just sigh after his initial flustering and give her a deadpan look. It hurts hearing it out loud, okay?]

Well...yes.
i_am_not_cute: (the happiest you'll ever see me)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-10-18 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[She giggles.]

Well, I'm sure they'll be back! But I'll stay with you until they do.

[Aaaaand downing the rest of her drink. Ahhhh.]
coldsnaps: (❆ diamond berg)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-10-20 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, well...he'll take a tiny sip of his drink too. He'd have to sometime. Hmm...the taste is strange.]

Thank you, Pao-Lin. That is rather kind of you.

[Oooor maybe she's just that bored. If that was the case, that's another blow to his ego.]
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) into the sun)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-10-21 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[AMITI HOW COULD YOU THINK SUCH THINGS OF PAO-LIN well okay it's true that she didn't have anyone else to talk to at the bar tonight but that didn't mean she was bored -- ]

It's no problem!

[The bartender passes by then, and Pao-Lin happily orders a refill on her drink. Um.]
coldsnaps: (❆ cure poison)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-10-23 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Meanwhile, Amiti will keep carefully downing the drink he does have.]

May I ask why you are here as well?
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) to say any way but lightly)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-10-23 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, well...you know!

[She waves her hand around, as if that'll actually explain what she means.]
coldsnaps: (❆ supercool)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-10-23 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...No, I do not know. That is why I am asking you.

[Is that a little bit of his snarky side slipping out? It sure is.]
Edited 2012-10-23 21:36 (UTC)
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) yeah i'm a stereotype)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-10-24 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Pao-Lin, not surprisingly, doesn't really pick up on Amiti's snark.]

Well, I got bored of being cooped up in my place at night, so I decided to hang out here for a change. It's nice being around people.

[Also these mixed drinks are nomlicious. Why has she been sticking to only milkshakes up to this point? She was totally missing out.]
coldsnaps: (❆ diamond berg)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-10-25 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Another sip or two. The flow of conversation (or is it the drink?) allows him to ease into his usual socializing habits, despite the...odd taste of the drink.]

It is indeed, especially with good company.

[...........he didn't mean for it to sound like flirting, it just happened.]
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) molar-meltingly moe)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-10-27 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Pao-Lin doesn't pick up on Amiti's accidental flirting either. WHY SO DENSE-LIN.]

Mm-hmm! Actually, I come here with Toph for milkshakes and food, but that's usually in the afternoons and such. Do you know Toph?
coldsnaps: (❆ supercool)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-10-27 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid not. Are they a friend of yours?
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) kittyface!)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-10-28 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! We train together a lot. Usually we spar, but lately we've been learning Faeren's earth magic. You two should meet sometime!

[So Amiti can be Toph's next sissy student for her manliness lessons.]
coldsnaps: (❆ restore)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-10-28 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[He is manly enough to go shirtless, okay okay]

Similar to Venus Adepts, I see. I would not be opposed to meeting her.

[...except if he ever did, he would. Probably regret it within five minutes or something.]

Perhaps Matthew could help with your endeavors also.

[Hey, son of a Warrior of Vale. Can't go wrong with that.]
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) just pisses me off)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-10-30 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that'd be great! Right now I can't do much with the magic except, like, create little mounds of dirt. [Another swig of her drink.] I wanna be able to fling rocks around like Toph can with her earthbending!

[Hopefully not while intoxicated, though.]
coldsnaps: (❆ douse)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-10-31 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
That will take much practice and patience. My own training with water Psynergy was similar, I recall.

[He remembers when he had to struggle just to fill a bowl with water. Though it was amazing that he could do it in the first place...waterjesusbaby. Amiti takes a few more sips of his drink, approximately half done with it.]

Do take caution not to fling rocks into people, at least.
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) +5 Fist of Heroic Willpower)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-11-01 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[She laughs.]

Well, I wouldn't throw rocks at people unless they deserved it! Like one of the Third Party soldiers or something.

[Your logic, Pao-Lin, why is it so violent.]
coldsnaps: (❆ supercool)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-11-03 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[(Un?)fortunately, that's how logic works in the Golden Sun world works too.]

Things would be a great deal simpler if all problems could be resolved that way.

[Even though diplomacy was something he had to learn as royalty, sometimes he felt things would be quicker and simpler if he just lobbed a ball of water at the other party. Sigh. Oh, right. Not allowed to dwell on emotions too much; have another sip.]
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) here to save the world)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-11-04 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Right? We'd totally be out of here if that were the case. [She frowns.] Though that sort of thing used to get me in trouble back home.
coldsnaps: (❆ diamond berg)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-11-06 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I can see very easily why.

[A little hot-headed, just like Tyrell. Like Amiti's any different whenever someone insults his kingdom.]
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) molar-meltingly moe)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-11-06 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[don't be insultin' Am-boy's hood, yo, he gon' fuck yo' shit up]

Anyway, what are you drinking? [She might ask the bartender for some, because why the hell not.]
coldsnaps: (❆ megacool)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-11-08 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
...I am not entirely certain. One of my...

[Friends? Well, kind of. Eoleo...was still someone he butted heads with every now and then. And by "every now and then", I mean quite frequently.]

...companions suggested I try this without telling me what it was.

[The pirate maaaaaay have forgotten that not everybody was as bar-savvy as he was. Amiti tilts his head at his drink, then Pao-Lin, as if asking her if she recognized it. It looks like one of the usual drinks, not particularly fruity or flashy or anything. Would it be too much to hope that Eoleo had some scrap of decency when it came to dragging a prince to a bar like this?]
i_am_not_cute: ((dragon kid) silly me)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-11-14 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Pao-Lin peers at Amiti's drink for a bit before taking the glass herself for a closer look. She sniffs at it, then takes a sip.

Without asking permission first.

Yup.]


Hmm, I don't know what this is, sorry. It tastes pretty good, though!

[Oh hey suddenly a bartender again. Bartender person, what is this glorious ambrosia.

"Oh, that's a Long Island Iced Tea."]


Ooh, okay! Can I get one?

[Pao-Lin, no.............]
coldsnaps: (❆ avoid)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-11-22 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Long Island Iced Tea. Of all things.

And manners, Pao-Lin. Manners. Even though he's somewhat intoxicated right now, he can still be prissy about manners and ~proper conduct~. He stares at her disapprovingly for a bit.]


Did you actually...?
i_am_not_cute: (i feel pretty)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-12-07 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm?

[u mad, bro?]
coldsnaps: (❆ megacool)

[personal profile] coldsnaps 2012-12-09 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[no he's offended and his delicate sensibilities are offended.

...in other words, yes. Yes he is mad.]


...You drank my beverage without requesting permission.
i_am_not_cute: (ahahaha.........ha)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-12-10 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
[









....]


Oh. Yeah, I kinda did, didn't I. [Sheepish smile.] Sorry about that. I'm not sick, though, I promise!

[oh ffs pao-lin that is not the problem -- ]
robobunny: (More than just a program that can feel)

5/3 - lost robot is lost

[personal profile] robobunny 2013-03-23 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
((Is setting this sometime post-epilogue cool?))

[He is never going to learn to not wander off into the city without a guide, is he.

It's almost annoyingly deceptive, this other Sternbild. So very similar to the one he knows, yet with just enough minor (and major) differences to make getting hopelessly lost way to easy. And for a robot with the ability to access GPS maps at pretty much any time? That says a lot.

Just like always, getting lost in a city he should know like the back of his hand doesn't exactly help his anxiety issues. Eventually he ends up tucking himself away in some out of the way corner of a park, sitting on a bench and staring resolutely at his feet - too embarrassed to call Kotetsu or the, uh, other him for help, and too shy to even consider asking anyone else.

Have at him.]
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) summer smile)

LET'S DO THIS THANG

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2013-03-23 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Yaaaaay it's such a beautiful day out! Pao-Lin's out in the park looking for a nice grassy place to practice her kung fu when she spots Barnaby sitting on a bench not too far off. Oh, she should at least say hi, shouldn't she? Especially since he...looks kind of upset. She scurries over.]

Hey, Barnaby! Is everything okay?

[It's weird to see him like this.]
robobunny: (Not sure what to say)

/hides in the corner of lateness and shame

[personal profile] robobunny 2013-04-01 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Then it's probably even weirder when he flinches at the sound of his name and goes completely stiff. The robot had picked this bench because it seemed far enough away from the path for nobody to get a good look at him and mistake him for the...human version of him and wow, that's still a bit of a mindscrew to think about. Time for him to talk his way out of this, which will hopefully not be too horribly complicated by all that social anxiety.

Well, that and the part where she "recognizes" him. That never ends well.]


Um, s-sorry, I'm not...I think you've got the wrong person.

[Yes, just ignore his face and voice and all of him being exactly like the person you think he is but that he is totally not. Really.

...actually, she does seem weirdly familiar.]
i_am_not_cute: (you want me to sing what)

BROFRAN DON'T EVEN WORRY I GOT YOUR BACK

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2013-04-01 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?

[Did she really mistake a total stranger for Barnaby? ...nnnnope, this looks like the Barnaby she knows. Pao-Lin frowns a little, suddenly worried.]

H-hey...you didn't lose your memories again, did you?

[Though this seems a lot more extreme than when Maverick mindwiped him.]
robobunny: (I think I must have misheard you)

[personal profile] robobunny 2013-04-15 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Why is your voice so familiar, tiny girl, it's making him curious.]

Did I...what?

[Confused robot is confused. Okay, that's it. He's going to make his double explain all these memory-scrambling comments if he has to pin the human down and sit on him.

After he diffuses this whole situation, of course. Time for the cover story.]


I-I'm sorry, miss, you really do have the wrong person. I, ah, I know I look like him, but I'm not Barnaby. [That sentence will never not be painful and awkward.] I'm his cousin, Rory.
i_am_not_cute: (eh?)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2013-04-17 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[She blinks.]

Really? I didn't know he had a cousin...

[Wasn't it a thing with Barnaby that he didn't have any living relatives?]